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Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.
Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.
E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."
"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"
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Like being left on read. But with your dick.
Brenden had blue balls when he mom didn't let him cum.
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When a girl brings you so close to the point of orgasm, but doesn’t give you the release you so greatly desire.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. After we stripped, she sat me down in her chair and pulled out four red, silk sashes from her drawer. She tied my wrists to each armrest, and tied my ankles to each leg of the chair, fully immobilizing me.
She removed her panties, straddled me, took my face in her hands, and kissed me passionately while my immobilized body twitched in response to her stimulation. We both gasped as her warm, soft vagina engulfed my hard, throbbing erection. She put her arms around my neck and began riding me.
It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building inside me as I approached orgasm, but she suddenly stopped and got off of me right before I was about to cum! I moaned in a mixture of pleasure and agony as my throbbing cock, soaked in her juices, twitched helplessly.
“Do you really wanna cum?” she asked, smiling down at me.
“YES babe, I wanna cum so bad!”
She giggled. “Oh yeah? Well, too bad.” She put her panties back on, followed by her shorts and tank top. Uh oh! This was really bad!
“Babe, PLEASE! I really need to cum!” My wrists and feet wriggled helplessly against her binds.
“Hmm… let me think about it, and I’ll get back to you later.”
“Babe, wait! PLEASE let me cum!” I tried thrusting my hips upwards, hoping that some kind of friction would bring my sensitive cock and balls to orgasm.
“You know that’s not going to work, right?” she laughed at my desperation. “Tell you what, if you say ‘pretty please,’ maybe, just maybe I’ll let you cum. Sound good to you?”
I nodded.
“Well,” she said, putting her hands on her hips, beaming, and clearly enjoying the complete control she had over me, “I’m waiting!”
“Babe, please, pretty please will you let me cum?”
“Ohhh, all right.” she said.
She walked towards me, and I let out a sigh of relief, thinking she would finally let me cum. Instead, she opened her drawer, pulled out another silk, red sash, and dangled it in front of me. My heart dropped.
She walked behind me, wrapped it around my mouth, gagging me, and tied it behind my neck. “Mmph!”
She walked towards the door, turned around to face me, and grinned devilishly.
“You didn’t really think I’d let you cum that easily, did you?”
My eyes widened as I stared at her in shock.
“Sorry handsome, maybe next time.” She winked, opened the door, blew me a kiss, turned off the lights, and walked out. “Enjoy your blue balls!”
“Mmmpphh!” I cried out as the door shut behind her. My wrists and feet continued struggling helplessly against her binds, but it was no use. She had me tied up good. I wasn’t going anywhere.
So there I was, bound, gagged, and helpless with no way to relieve myself. My cock was still twitching and throbbing like crazy. The pressure was immense. They were aching and starting to feel dull and heavy.
She had left me with the worst case of blue balls.
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When you father is Going Ham on your mother and he can't finish because his little ass son busts in the room. So his cum is stuck in his nuts and are super sad
DAmn man, I was going ham on my wife last night and then my bitch ass son came in the room with a key trick he learned on youtube. He caught me right before I finished. My balls hurt so bad, so bad! I'm scared from that instance and now she won't even have sex with me now. I got the worst Blue balls ever. Wann see?
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Blue balls are a very important part of the video games, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and Sonic & Knuckles. In those games, it is absolutely vital for you to get blue balls. Making sure Sonic gets blue balls is the only way to collect all the chaos emeralds, and access the final level where you regain the master emerald from Dr. Robotnik (who, to obtain it, had presumably spent the entire two games getting blue balls). Getting blue balls is so popular that Sega decided to include it as a hidden bonus in Sonic & Knuckles. Connecting that game to the original Sonic the Hedgehog grants access to a mini game with 134,217,728 randomly generated levels (constructed from predefined chunks of level), allowing a player to endlessly get blue balls. For some unknown reason, the original title text of this level, "GET BLUE BALLS", was changed while the game was in beta, to the final release's "GET BLUE SPHERES".
I stayed up all night last night, getting blue balls.
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A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
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the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
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