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When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.
Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.
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The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.
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The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
Did you see Angelina Jolie's latest movie? It totally gave me a blue canoe.
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The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.
“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”
When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.
Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"
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