Blue Hair(ed)

A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:

| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).

| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.

| Seeing X as a news source.

If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.

person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.

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