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A perpetual state of whining about a particular subject matter to the point of annoyance.
Blue Noser:
1. A complete whiny jabroni.
2. One who whines beyond annoyance.
3. A ridiculous complainer.
John Kerry was blue nosing about the deficit again.
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a person who always has to announce to all other people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.
Gas Utility Worker: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the water yet?"
Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."
Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."
Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"
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When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined.
Yo dog I felt a little tickle right above my sick moustache so I prepared myself for this epic sneeze, I mean I had on my O-face, lookin up in the sky just waitin for the magic to happen, and then.... nothing. I got blue nose!
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A blue nose - A fan of the Scum (or Birmingham City F.C). Ususally used by Aston Villa fans. It used to be derrogatory, but now is often used by the bluenoses themselves.
Villan - "Wheeeeey, you scummy blue noses.. 3-1 .. Cahill's a legend!"
Blue nose - "Fair enough."
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A term directed at fans of Glasgow Rangers FC by fans of Glasgow Celtic FC. Not a term of affection.
"We humped those blue nose scumbags 4-0 today"
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Supporters of the mighty Everton Football Club.
One year the club actually manufactured plastic blue noses which was famously worn by big Duncan Ferguson.
Rivals to the team across Stanley Park, Liverpool, who's fans are often known as Kopites and travel mainly from Scandanavia and Holland to watch the match.
Blue Noses (plural) are widley accepted as one of the most loyal fan bases in the world supporting their beloved club through good and bad, although saddly more often the bad!
Lad1 - Oy, mate are you a kopite?
Lad2 - Am I fuck you prick, I'm a blue nose.
Lad1 - Same here mate, should have known from your scouse accent.
Lad2 - sound mate, kopites are gobshites!
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The point where you get to the point of sneezing, but just can't get the sweet relief of sneezing.
Joe: "I can't sneeze dude! I get so close and get blue nosed!"
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