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A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
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The lamest town in Missouri, most def. Home of american idol finalist david cook. This town is full of snobs and homophobic assholes.
I live in Blue Springs.
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Home of American Idol, David Cook, one of the best music artists ever!
Person 1: I'm going to Blue Springs.
Person 2: Dude, that's where David Cook lives!
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Whilst fucking your woman in the corn hole from behind in the standing position, grab her leg, lift it and support it like a banjo, using your free fingers to strum her va-jay jay lips and clit. It is sure to be a crowd pleaser!
My woman wasn't sure about anal, until I gave her a Blue Springs Banjo. Now I'm gettin' anal everyday!
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“blue spring ride” also known as “ao haru ride” is a japanese animation (anime) from 1012. it’s a really romance anime about a girl falling in love with a boy from her childhood but not wanting to admit it. (mf just say you love him)
later in the manga she’s in a relationship with another boy because the first boy is spending time with a girl who has the same trauma as him.
idk how it continues i forgot about it and haven’t read the rest but i think they finally get together after 60 chapters.
a: have you seen/read blue spring ride already?
b: yea, futaba could just admit her feelings!
a: you’re totally right, same goes for kou. why can’t they just admit their feelingsz
Largest auction house in the world, with over 3000 stations and 70k+ slaves.
Bro you’re going to Blue Springs South?
Their marching band (Golden Regiment) has CLEARLY overpowered Blue Springs South High in the playing comps and they're totally WAY better at everything. Pretty much all around. Their mascot is the Wildcat and EVERYONE knows that in the wild, a wildcat would take down a jaguar (South's mascot) colors: purple and gold
Did you hear about that kid who goes to Blue Springs High School?
You mean the totally awesome kid?!
Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
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