blue bowels

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.

"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."

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Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”