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When A Handjob Is Gripped Really Tight And Your Dick Circulation Is Low
"Dont Grab My Dick Too Tight,You're Going To Give Me Blue Dick Trick"
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The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.
Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.
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Blue dick is someone who’s a far left liberal that makes no sense and gets mad at everyone about politics.
Guy 1 - Hey did you talk to billy last night?
Guy 2 - Yeah unfortunately he’s a fuckin blue dick.
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And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”
A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.
"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"
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I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick
the feeling of utter disgust
to feel so sick that it
seems as though
you may be in pain
after a night of hardcore partying
Man I feel like a bucket of blue ball dicks.
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