blue football

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.

Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.

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blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.

"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."

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Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

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