Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.

Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.