Blumpkin Houdini

A highly coveted title in the Blumpkin Enthusiasts Worldwide Brotherhood Syndicate (BEWBS). It is only awarded to those who achieve supreme excellence in both giving and receiving Blumpkins. Those that pass the grueling trials and years of daily practice can proudly call them selves Blumpkin Houdini's.

Man: Somebody help!!!! I'm about to take a shit and there's no one to suck my dick!!!!!
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.