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The act of a blumpkin (when a female factor performs oral on a male factor during the process of defecation) and the male factor sneezes, causing sensory overload, and the heart may even possibly stop beating. Blumpkin supremes also require at least eight straight minutes of the performance, optional switching of the positions, and all-out screaming and yelling
kyle received a hxc blumpkin supreme and was rushed to the hospital, to quickly be revived by nurse alanna.
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To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.
Forrest's heart stopped beating after recieving a blumpkin supreme.
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Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.
We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme
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The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.
"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."
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This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.
Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep
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The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.
Chelsea had to have a warm shower after giving her friend a most satisfying blumpkin ultra supreme.
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When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.
"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"
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