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--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.
When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)
OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!
its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea
after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte
noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.
The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.
When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.
Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream