The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
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A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.
The blumpkinator spared no one.Everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.
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Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.
Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.
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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
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facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins
It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
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When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
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The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: โ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.โ )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
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