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blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango March 12, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


blunderbuss

a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person

that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss

by Brett Ouimet April 18, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blunderbuss

while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.

I surprised her last night with a blunderbuss.

by acmesmith April 9, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


blunderbusses

A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.

Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe!

by M-M-B May 30, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!

by Drew January 16, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž