Boat Butt

The unfortunate and highly painful feeling that builds in the posterior when one sits in a rowing shell for too long. The sensation is similar to sitting on a bed of needles or having your ass tasered. Possibly the most agonizing pain known to humankind after the 2k. One can also experience boat butt by spending too much time on an erg.

Rower: Dude, three hours on the water gave me the worst case of boat butt.

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Boat butt

The intense itch that occurs when one sits in a boat for too long after swimming

Dude why can't you sit still

I've got boat butt