Bob Bobet

The love of everyone's life. We all know Bobs are the best people. Dont you love Bob the builder and Bob Ross? Well, Bob Bobet is the combination of all wonderful Bobs in the world. He can take the form of anything, eg a potato, duck, or human. But he is mine so don't try to steal him away from me.

Example:

Pug: Wow! Why are you so wonderfully amazingly sophisticated amazing and awesome？！
Bob Bobet: I am Bob Bobet.
Pug: Oh, no wonder. step on me ur highness.