Bodoi

The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet

Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it

Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached