Bogan Harry Potter

When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.

Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"

Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"