Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap

Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper

bologna slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.

"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."

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bologna tongue slap

Being something that describes a man slapping his penis on a woman (or mans) tongue by making wet slurping/slapping noises.

Bro 1: Bro shes definitely a kind of bologna tongue slap kinda girl
Bro 2: ... that’s my sister

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