Bone Flash

The instant where a man's penis become erect unprovoked. In other words, a random split second boner.

"I was sitting in class today and had a bone flash, it was so bad that I couldn't get up and walk around without being noticed. "

Or

Bob: "I just had a bone flash."
John: "WTF? Theres no girls in here."
Bob: "I know. Either its a bone flash or I'm gay."
-silence
Bob:

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flashing bone

masturbating, jacking off

"I was flashing bone to some porno the other night..."

"Man, I really need to flash some bone right now."

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