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Getting punched in the face with a penis.
Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.
When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”