Boner cozy

when a woman stays on your penis without moving like a cozy

hey babe want to my boner cozy im feeling a little cold down there

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Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.

Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.

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