Bonesin'

The use of overly logical explanations, with awkward pauses, to explain everyday occurrences without regard to personal feelings. In reference to Temperance Brennan of the television show Bones.

Person 1: The elevator is stuck again.
Person 2: I told Ralph...that given the current occupancy of the elevator...his additional weight might...exceed the limits. But he got..on anyway.
Person1: Stop bonesin' it. Just call Maintenance.

bonesin' jonesin'

The feeling of being scared enough to be felt in your bones caused muscle contractions of the face, and ultimatley a feeling of stupidity.

Alex:Dude, I am feeling so bonesin' jonesin' right now.
Josh:Woah, you should sit down for a second.