Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."