Boobonic Plague

A disease that spreads through airborne contract. Most people are able to avoid the disease but the infected, mostly women, are cursed with massive breasts.

"Damn, did you see that girl?"

"Yeah man, her boobs are HUGE!"

"Yeah, it's like she has the boobonic plague."

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Boobonic Plague

A bacteria-born illness that ravaged Europe during the late Middle Ages, also known as the Black Death. Symptoms include the growth of black spots known as “booboes” and the development of (chicken) tender lymph nodes.

“Hey, where’s Janet?”

“Oh, she got the Boobonic Plague.”

“Wow that sucks.”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s go play some Smash Bros.”

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