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When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up
"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almost died..."
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One of the deadliest snakes in Africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of CNY. Known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play
Fratbro A: Yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
Fratbro B: Yea were playing boomslang though were fucked
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1) One of the coolest and scariest snakes in Africa. It venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.
2)A snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.
3) A snake that some total ass-hats keep as a "pet."
I wouldn't hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. Wait. Yes I would.
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This is what you say when you walk into a room and a man or woman is masturbating
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The explosion after the completion of a successful fist bump
Step 1) Find a Friend.
Step 2) Commence the fist bump.
Step 3) After completion of said fist bump, open ones hand.
Step 4) "BOOMSLANG!"
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While a man is standing up and receiving oral he suddenly pulls out, spins around in a circle, and whacks her in the face with his member leaving a penis length mark on the side of her cheek and then yells, "BOOMSLANG, BITCH!!"
I was out with my girlfriend last night and she was giving me this great blowjob and then I totally boomslanged her. She still has the marks.
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When you put your sac in her face and while doing that you yell.....BOOMSLANGIN!!!!!!
i was maylayin this chick in halo 3 while i yelled BOOMSLANG!!!through the mic.
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