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Boot Bar

A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.

(AKA "Car Bar")

Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Chivas at this wedding, only Jameson!

Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.

Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans

Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!

by secret_singh December 27, 2024