When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.
Friend: Bro did you want another cone?
Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.
Cumming in a chick's shoe without her knowing it so that the next time she leaves she gets the jizz foot.
Man: Have you heard of bootstrap bill?Woman: What the hell is in my shoe?
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