Booty syndrome

To smell like your grandma’s crack

That guy has definitely got booty syndrome, he smells like my grandma’s crack

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Nigga Booty Syndrome

The urge to check your homies sweet tight ass as hes walking away.

Tyrone had been diagnosed with the birth defect Nigga Booty Syndrome last week.

loose booty syndrome

When you haven’t used the bathroom all day and you finally get a chance to defecate and it comes out at excessive speeds causing it to spray out of your booty, painting the whole toilet brown. Also known as “LBS”.

Michael used the bathroom at Andrea‘s house and it was apparent that he was suffering from loose booty syndrome judging from the noises and smells and Andrea and Kristina witnessed

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funky booty syndrome

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.

b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.

I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.

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Juicy Booty Syndrome

An affliction affecting a very small population of females. Symptoms include a shapely and firm, yet large and bouncy protusion of the posterier end in a female. A delicate combination of fat and muscle in the buttocks is what gives it the uplifted yet 'juicy' appearance.

Also named so because if one were to cut into it like a steak, it would be quite meaty but has just enough fat to let the juices run over the plate.

Usually a very manageable disease with several males in support of assistance.

Not to be confused with ghetto booty, as JBS individuals can be any ethnicity and the guidelines for diagnosis are much more strict: of normal weight or less, attractive to most heterosexual men, generally accompanied by thinner legs and/or torso (aids in portrayal of 'juiciness.')

Man 1: "Did you see the way she seemed to be smuggling two hams in her back pockets?"
Man 2: "Definitely afflicted with JBS."

Male coworker: "So how did you feel when you first learned you had JBS?"
Female coworker: "Excuse me?"
Male coworker; "Juicy Booty Syndrome. It only affects a small population, but I'm definitely in support of your cause."
Female coworker: *smacks face*

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Ghetto booty syndrome

Also known as ghetto booty swag

Something you were born with and can either flaunt or struggle to live with for the rest of your life

Dayum that girl is fine! Must have a serious case of ghetto booty syndrome!

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spicy booty syndrome

spicy booty syndrome is caused by spicy foods being eaten and leaving outrageously "hot and spicy" coming out,
most commonly caused by big johns "red hot sausage" often so painful and "hot" that the sufferer may often checks for signs of rupturing during the passing. symptoms of spicy booty syndrome or "SBS" are intense sweating without popping a molly,sudden confidence that you can breathe fire through your ass, and very slow and deliberate movements when wiping.

1. Joey just ate a hot sausage, lol that kid is gonna get that spicy booty syndrome later

2. bruh, i should have never had that Jamaican patty from the gas station earlier..i already know i'm gonna get "sbs"

3.girl 1: Deborah didn't know about spicy booty syndrome till i snuck some scorpion pepper into her drink girl:2 she gon learn today lol