Borderline Forever

The greatest movie of all time. Scott Wozniak 1uped Star Wars and Titanic with this amalgamation of blood, sweat, and tears. If God had a favorite movie, this would be it. It features shitty Nintendo games, therapy, space travel, the Green Bay Packers, Brett Farve, Vince Young, a giant blue border that takes over the state of Ohio, Madden 08, Madden 09, Wii Play, Gex, and Pepto Bismol. This movie should win the most prestigious film award.

Person 1: Did you watch The Borderline Forever premiere?
Person 2: no
Person 2: Is that a gun?
Person 1: No, It's Gex
Person 2 get's their brains blown out

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