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Borrowdale Warrior

A kid who has gone through extensive Combat training in borrowdale, he will eventually become an elite which is abou 5 inches in length

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by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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Borrowdale Warrior

A creature to be feared from the depths of Borrowdale. It's like the fucking Shutter Island Ward 3 in there, it's scary as fuck. Don't ever come into contact with a Warrior - they'll come at you with their spoons. Their dangerously low IQ only leaves them with their base desires in life - to eat, to, to drink, to breathe, and to murder with spoons. Beware Borrowdale - for no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale.

"My next lesson is in Borrowdale!"
"Jesus Christ! Are you suitably armed? I don't want to lose you."
"I hope I don't encounter a Borrowdale Warrior, for, as the definition above says, no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale."
"Indeed."

by Dalehead Master Race January 7, 2014

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