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A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
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The day in your organization that you can separate the biggest brown nose from the rest of the employee's. This person will almost automatically show up with a gift from themselves for the boss before anyone else, thus grasping that little bit o' shit that will complete the engulfment of the nose of the presiding ass kisser. This is usually a closely related ailment of a combination sexual/social disorder that prohibits the person from actively seeking a random ass to kiss while struggling with being stuck in the body of the wrong sexual gender.
Here he comes with a box of new knee pads for you-know-who...must be Boss' Day
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On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.
Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?
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National Girl Boss Day is every Wednesday. Every Wednesday we get to see Girl Boss, that is her day. We dedicate this day to Girl Boss and Girl Boss ONLY.
Today is National Girl Boss Day! Can’t wait to see her!
July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!
October 16, is National Boss Day, the one day out the year where you call the shots and Boss Up, where you mature in all areas in life, And continue to make Bigger Boss Moves! A celebration for every person who is the CEO or Boss of their life !
Happy National Boss Day, Now Go Boss up!
January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.
Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!