Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

Boston log jam

When you’re DPing someone while drinking a Sam Adams and you go to switch holes and someone’s already there so you teabag them.

We were going to town on her when it turned into a real Boston log jam!