Smoke at both ends

An insult with no apparent meaning

Coby: Josh you smoke at both ends.

Josh: What the fuck does that mean?

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both ends of the bread

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich

1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

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packed at both ends

To be spit roasted, i.e. to take one penis in the mouth and another in the vagina or anus at the same time.

She met two guys in the club, took them home and got packed at both ends

Out Both Ends

A dance move where one squats while thrusting both their arms back and forth motion. Ideally your left arm should be placed in front of you (in front of your groin area) and your right arm should be placed behind your buttox. Repeat this motion while squatting and you will be performing the Out Both Ends correctly.

Woah look at that guy! He's doing the Out Both Ends, what a chad!

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burning the candle at both ends

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.

Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.

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Puking out both ends

Shitting and puking at the same time.

Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!

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Unload at both ends

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

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