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bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds
1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.
"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.
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Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.
You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away
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Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.
It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.
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Someone (usually female) that dyes their hair blonde.
“She’s a bottle blonde!”
“Really?”
“Yeah, and dyeing your hair another color besides your natural color is OKAY! And by the way, the ‘nasty black regrowth’ is actually in right now, so fuck you, haters!”
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A name usually used in a derogatory manner towards someone with unnaturally blonde hair.
Mostly used by people jealous of said "bottle blondes"... these people are occasionally "bottle blacks" (people with unnaturally black hair) and sometimes classified as emo.
girl: that bitch is such a bottle blonde! and her boobs are totally fake. anyway, i gotta go dye my hair jet black again.
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A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.
She dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. Bottle blonds.
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A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.
Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!
WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!
Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!
Stupid bottle blonde
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