Bottleneck Gamer

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.

Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.