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Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.
Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!
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Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!
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A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.
can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.
"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"
"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"
"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"
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The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.
While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.
A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.
(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"
Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"
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The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.
I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well