Bouji Boner

A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.

After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.

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