Bowmaned

verb; to be extremely intoxicated and extremely entertaining

Matt was so bowmaned this weekend we had to drive him home.

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Bowmanate

'Bowmanating' Bowmanate' and 'Bowmanated' are generic terms for persons/objects having an act committed on them by the 'Bowmanator'. The act usually involves a degree of force, energy and sometimes violence (unless in bed).

It can include but is not solely restricted to the sexual act

Those tiles have been bowmanated

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Bowman

Carrier of the Bow and Arrow. Especially in Medieval Period. The most famous notation is “The Battle of Crecy” Where Bowmen triumph over the armoured Knights.

Robin Hood is a master Bowman

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Bowmanizing

The act of constricting someone physically or mentally in which they become a member of the Bowman family descent from Cheshire Connecticut

To become a Bowman in ways other than marraige or birth.

Stop wrapping me in this Cheshire blanket. What are you, a Bowmanizer?

Me: I bought a fixer upper house on the corner and hired a bunch of immigrants to redo it for next to nothing
Jimmy: now that's bowmanizing!

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Bowman

A technique for arguing consisting of three sub-techniques. 1. Turn the focus away from yourself, preferably onto the arguer.
2. Change subjects.
3. Use a number of clever and usually pointless anecdotes to force the arguer to just give up.

All the meanwhile, never addressing the actual reason for arguing in the first place.

Dude, i tried to talk to him yesterday about failing his test, and he totally pulled a bowman! First he told me i should be more worried about my own test next week, then he asked me how my mother was dealing with her breast cancer, and then he spent 40 minutes quoting movies and we ended up arguing about star wars until i just gave up.

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bowman

a name for a giant cock on a white man in the city of monroe! often wrapped up by a magnum, this anaconda has slain many vaginal crevices!

While we were watching tyler bang jenny on his nextel video clip; we could see his rather large bowman thrusting in and out of her wierd looking meat wallet!

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Bowman

To be first at picking up the tab.

I got bowmaned last night because my buddy gave the hostess his credit card before I arrived. The opposite of being bornsteined or stuck with the bill.

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