Box of Kittens

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer

He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon

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maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

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Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.