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Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.
My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.
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The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"
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Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the lid. Then leave the house. The next person to open the lid gets the "box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.
My ex-girlfriend dumped me so I gave her a specail box of chocolates.
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sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.
I sent the ex 'a box of chocolates' for Valentines Day.
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A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
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What Forest Gump's mother says life is like.
Forest Gump's mother: 'Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya neva know what you're gonna get!'
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When a white woman get DP'd by a few black guys...
Oh my gawd Becky look at my box of chocolates . There's so many of them!