boxed wine

Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.

I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.

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Box wine

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.

1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"

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Boxed Wine

It, alongside cheap make-up, is what Miley Cyrus is made of.

You know what you are made of Miley?! Cheap make-up and boxed wine.

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box wine

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

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box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

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box of wine

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.

Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).

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Box of Wine

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.

Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.

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