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An area of Chicago, Illinois that is officially THE gayest neighborhood. It can be considered a neighborhood even though it spans over a couple of established neighborhoods. Lots of gay couples live there, and there are lots of gay bars and such.
Most people don't know that Clark and Belmont is in Boy's Town, but it becomes obvious when you see the owners of all the antique shops on Belmont.
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A set of whore houses across the Mexican boarder. The prostitutes are well known for their low prices and venereal diseases.
"Joe is on antibiotics for the next month."
"why."
"He went to boys town and after spending $10 on the hooker he couldn't afford another 50c for a condom."
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Established by General Pershing, many Mexican towns along the USA border have these Boys Towns. The idea was originally designed for American soldiers to release their sexual tension on Mexican prostitutes. Now it is just a money pit for gringos that are too worthless to get laid here in Texas. It's always wise to have a Spanish speaking Mexican American with the group, in order to avoid getting mugged. Also bring several 20 dollar bills in case you need to bribe Los Federales. Be sure to tip your cab driver generously on your way in and out. The Boys Town in Nuevo Laredo is the most renowned of all of them. The primary attraction is the donkey show. Every night the donkey show bar has a central area where gringos and some Mexicanos surround. The spectators begin throwing crumbled up one dollar bills into the "area". If enough money gets in there, then a waiter brings out the "donkey". Usually the money throwing continues. As the cash flow increases the senorita comes out and begins performing sex acts on the donkey. She will first arouse the donkey and then put an extra large condom on it. Usually she will sodomize the donkey with oral first, and if enough money comes in then she will finish the donkey off with vaginal. If the donkey ejaculates, she will remove the condom and chunk it into the crowd and one poor soul will be screwed.
It's a good thing we had Fernando leading our group. He's a boys town veteran. Now I need to go to the clinic and get tested.
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a place for juvenile delinquents to go, if the state places them there or if their parents are mad rich. they serve a wide variety of teenagers of all ethnicities, using a catholic/christian curriculum in school and psychological "teaching model" in the homes.
the homes are comfortable, with a max of eight youth to a house. in charge of each house are a family teaching couple and an assistant family teacher, which is a fancy way of saying foster parents and an assistant.
it's a good place. without it, i'd still be drunk and/or on coke, lsd, and robitussin all the time, probably unemployed, and maybe homeless.
the kid stole a car and sold it to buy weed, and got arrested for it. so instead of sending him to jail, his probation officer got him referred to boys town. two years later, he was sober and ready to go into the real world and make something of himself. boys town rules...
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Having a very long session on the toilet.
'I've just been sending the boys to town, very messy. Fancy a fag?'
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A large town or small city with a population between about 6,000 and 30,000. Such an area is often called a "small town", inaccurately, by people from much bigger cities. A resident of a true small town knows that "small" means having fewer than five restaurants and socializing in the only grocery store's parking lot.
William: "This small town doesn't have Olive Garden, there is only one Starbucks, and the mall is only one level!"
Chris: "You're in a city boy's small town. Where I'm from, girls put on makeup and fix their hair before going to Waffle House."
The act of jerking off the man in front of you while jerking off the man behind you in a simultaneous motion.
Boys town sidewalk; The act of jerking off the man in front of you while jerking off the man behind you in a simultaneous motion.