Brad Syndrome

Sudden inexplicable stupidity. Some theorize a result of falling off bales of hay repeatedly.

There is no known cure. The only humane option is euthanasia via metal baseball bat beating.

Dar Webbous, suffering from Brad Syndrome, was fine yesterday, but today she has no idea where she is, how she got here, and evidently does not know how to dress or bathe herself anymore.

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Brad Pitt Syndrome

Lack of sensitivity.

A personality disorder where guys are unable to understand why something is hurtful.

(because Jennifer Aniston said that Brad is missing a sensitivity chip)

"My boyfriend doesn't even understand why this has upset me, he must have a case of Brad Pitt Syndrome"

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