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The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
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A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.
Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.
I love you, Bradley
PS: Dom is still bigger than you
I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn
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Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.
The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.
This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.
This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.
TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.
260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight
MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half
260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro
MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome