Brandchester United

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United

I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

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