Brandon B

A guy who has soggy whale titties and greasy buttocks he sprays overpriced cologne on all the time. Brandon B's are like 16 but date 12 year olds online and break too many bones in their childhood. They are usually accompanied by kids with spaghetti hair.

"Whos that maggot working at mcdicks with sir spaghetti hair the third"
"Oh that's Brandon B"

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