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Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.

Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.

by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019