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Brazil Nut

When you climax from a sexual encounter so stimulating that you shout something in Portuguese

β€œDawg I got some good ass head last night bitch made me bust a Brazil Nut has me screamin SALVE A AMAZΓ”NIA ion even know what that means”

by Christomizer December 10, 2019

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Brazil Nut

An enlarged and over-used woman's bean.

The largest Brazil nut known in Wales is Bairdo's Bean.

by chipsandgravy June 21, 2010

22πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Brazil Nuts

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.

"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 2, 2009

30πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Brazil Nuts

A male human's balls after a potentially female human has performed a procedure more commonly known as a 'back, sack and crack.

"Wow Jack, you've certainly got a set of Brazil nuts on you after that wax"

Safe to say Simon was particularly impressed with Jack's new pair.

by The real Ed BALLS April 19, 2021

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Brazil Nut Job

Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.

Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...

by P_Nuts March 9, 2011

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž