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When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.
Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.
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One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
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morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.
"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."
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"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."
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The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.
"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"
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1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.
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When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets
A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.
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